What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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