u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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