im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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