We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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