we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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