Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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