How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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