I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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