When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I need water and some morals
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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