Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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