He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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