the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You did what with his pubic hair?
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