Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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