Nicole vs. Life
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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