Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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