Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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