Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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