No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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