Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dicks are not precious.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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