NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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