I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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