Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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