Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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