I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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