If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize