I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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