Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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