but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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