Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My dick has a subreddit
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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