How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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