Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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