I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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