I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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