Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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