can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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