Where is the hickey?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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