I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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