ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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