careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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