they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
ok first of all what the fuck
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