a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize