did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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