Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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