I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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