would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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