if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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