Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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