so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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