i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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