And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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